Jizz Nazi

An uncircumcised white supremacist whom ejaculates prematurely in a public pizza parlor on the first date after a kiss and before the food arrives. Then proceeds to brag to his date about it.

She still ate the pizza and went home with that Jizz Nazi.

by Solana Steve October 14, 2009

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Jizz

The white shit that shoots outta ur cock when you do sexual stuff, like when ur girlfriend sucks ur dick and doesn't leave the room screaming "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKIN GROSS!!!!!"

Ron: Woa!! Last night my girlfriend sucked my dick and she didn't leave the room screaming when i jizzed!

John: I don't care.

by firstratecoup October 3, 2008

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jizz burgler

1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.

1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.

by John March 30, 2003

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jizz binge

someone who has had a serious abstinence problem for a couple of months and gone on an all out jizz binge to replenish themselves full of protein.

"did you hear that Amy went to the doctors today? she collapsed!"

"No what did the doctor tell her?"

"To go on a jizz binge, apparently she was lacking her normal dosage of protein."

"teaches her for being a dirty holdout"

by submissivemissy May 25, 2008

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jizz jacuzzi

When a man finishes fucking a person in the ass and leaves a load of jizz and lube in the ass crack, then the person taking the pounding lets loose a bubbley fart causing the liquid concotion to have a jacuzzi effect

"I was looking down at the jizz and lube mess after popping my load, when all of a sudden she let loose a huge ass quief making her ass crack into a Jizz Jacuzzi. My Cock said to me, let's go in for a dip"

by the freinds of propecia February 6, 2008

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