On St Patrick’s Day in a crowded bar in a women’s bathroom you pee on the only roll of toilet paper in the bar because you are from jersey and that’s how you roll.
The bitches were pounding on the bathroom door to hurry up so I gave them the Jersey wet wipe and bailed.
by KorinaRina April 17, 2019
Get the The Jersey Wet Wipemug. The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.
by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019
Get the New Jersey Morningmug. also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here
“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”
“what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”
“what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”
by dumb bitch energy June 1, 2020
Get the clark new jerseymug. A derivative of the so called "Jersey Chaser". Chicks who go after only the white players. Quarterbacks in general.
Guy #1: She's a jersey chaser.
Girl#1: I'd say she's more of a white jersey chaser though.
Guy #1: Good call. Didn't she hook up with that quarterback from last season?
Girl#1: I'd say she's more of a white jersey chaser though.
Guy #1: Good call. Didn't she hook up with that quarterback from last season?
by Scoops22 July 16, 2008
Get the White Jersey Chasermug. by YahBoi's ballsonya April 22, 2011
Get the Jersey City Stinkfistmug. This is when the male hangs out in an alleyway and grabs a girl as she passes by, then yells obscenities at her while having doggystyle sex with her.
by captain incredible January 11, 2009
Get the jersey jumpermug. A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.
by Bob Growler January 1, 2009
Get the New Jersey Slidemug.