Jared 

Basically God himself.

Dude, I worship Jared everynight.

Jared by Fuckme456 January 14, 2018

Jarron 

One of the best men you will meet normally brown hair and brown eyes all the girls love him and want to bang he has a long dick and loves to be the center of attention. He gets the girls but has his eyes on one.

I just love jarron

Jarron by Dr clean July 31, 2019

Jared 

A reluctant sword smith, women tend to trip over their tongues as he passes by. usually reviled by other males for having mythical penis girth. Usually compared to god like figures such as Zeus and Thor.

one of the greatest Jared's was delivered to planet earth in 1975 via non earth like space craft - is also allergic to Kryptonite.
probably the best all round rooter in the solar system, women have been known to gush uncontrollably and pass out at the mere sight of his powerful index and middle fingers - so he wears ski gloves in public - or hand prosthesis.
Once pointed at chuck Norris and Barry Dawson in a pub and told them to leave, Barry ran, Chuck fell to his knees and orgasmed uncontrollably - he wasn't wearing any gloves that day.

Everyone should nickname their penis Jared.

Fuck! I thought he was at the fortress of solitude! I better leave town, I heard he wants to fuck my wife and sister!

"Jared" I thought HE was the god of thunder, maybe he's Thor's Grandfather?

Jared by Rooster 00027 October 14, 2011

Jaritza 

A quiet girl who looks like she has no friends but actually has a lot of friends that are really close to her.

Man 1: Hey dude i think we should go over to that jaritza over there.

Man 1: Nah, she has enough friends.

Jaritza by ~>Mr.Poetic<~ February 13, 2008

Jarno 

Actually the Finnish version of the name "Jeremiah" which means "weeping prophet". The name is very rare, only few people have it outside Finland.

> "Jarno, you are an asshole!"
>> "Yes, let me punch your face"

Jarno by naghnagh April 9, 2013

Jarah 

THE SWEETEST LITTLE GIRL EVER. SHE IS SO NICE. AND SHE IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS. FITE ME.

A combination of Jared and Sarah.

Jarah is so sweet.

Jarah by jjhhjfghfghjhkjjkjkljkljk August 14, 2017

Jardene

The best damn sheep stud you'll ever meet. Also occasionally a a very competitive person, who denies that she is competitive. She is also a very good swimmer, often referred to as "Jardene the Sardine". Generally well tolerated.

Guy 1: Wow, that girl is competitive!

Guy 2: Of course she is, that's Jardene!

Jardene by FilgrastimPilgrim January 29, 2019