Juicy Nut January

The month after Destroy Dick December where you need to take a break so you can only nut once a week therefore the name Juicy Nut January after this month you may nut as much as you want but if you don’t wish to participate you don’t have to but you will no longer be considered a man for the next month

Friend: Are you participating in Juicy Nut January?

Other Friend: nah man, why?

Friend:pussy

by Some meme boi November 1, 2018

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The January Kid

A nickname given to profound, arrogant little kids who were born in the month of January. Usually an aloof individual, sarcastic, and just thinks they are cool with there detailed remarks that end up ruining anyones conversation and tends to defeat the purpose of it.

Father: "Now remember Susie, never listen to the boys and girls at school that say they are better than you, its not true."

Susie: "ok daddy.."

The January Kid: "but...thats impossible, i mean...your always going to be better than someone at SOMETHING in life. And Susie just happens to suck at the things she does, so REALLY, them kids aren't lying at all, are they Dad?"

Father: ............

by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009

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12 January

National masturbating day. Masturbate at least once today.

John: let's do it on January 12!
Daniel: BET!!

Emma: today is 12 January, are you in?
Jake: of course!! It's national masturbating day!

by TommyTheDickhead December 20, 2020

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27th of january

A day when the baddest bitches are born. All girls born on this day are hot and amazing at sex.

"Yo when's her birthday?" "27th of January" "That explains so much"

by iknowyoureobsessedwithme December 15, 2020

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January 15 2033

The day my species of NU-Human takes over your pitty planet called Earth.The day this happens your skies will turn maroon and any living creature outside will be stunned. During this time you are stunned hooks will stab your back and you will be shipped of to converging checkpoints that will mutate your DNA. We will set up in the biggest countries such as Canada,Russia, and china due its massive population. In a matter of 3 hours 250,000 humans will be a sub division of the NU-Humans and used as slaves to build our teseract temples the process will be long and grueling. In order to speed up the process we will use Earths gravitational pull setting the moon off course in a destructive path crashing into Venus. When that happens cosmic ash will block out the sun casuing astronomical freezing of Earth during this time lapse the NU-Human will have fully taken over Ooley currently known as Earth. This is only the first phase of Mission Corrupt.

January 15 2033 Mission Corrupt will first impact Earth.

You have been warned.

by Zoolar January 1, 2009

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