Jaded

To get lore shoved down your throat for an extended period of time.

Hey man Johnny just jaded the shit out of me for the past 3 hours.

Haha get fucked on.

by Getfucked69 September 4, 2021

Jade._.cos

Fucking gay cool ass faggot tho, ig BE WHO YOU ARE FOR YOUR PRIDEEE!!!! Anyways she’s cool

Jade._.cos is a lil homo
Person 2: THATS WHAT IM SAYIN-

by <3 joselyn July 11, 2021

Jade

Gorgeous human being

Guy 1: “Woah look! Jade as hell!”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”

Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”

by Xbzbxnjx June 11, 2021

Jade

the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕

Bro I really wish I could lock down a jade but my bank account on E so i gotta settle for tawny 😒

by Chass999 March 5, 2023

Jade

Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.

Wow, you’re such a jade

by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020

Jade

Jade is crazy,nice and has a good humor. Her laugh is a little scary and scares away the boys. But is good at dirty jokes she also has a dirty mind.

Jade is awesome

by Countrygirl674368 March 1, 2019

planet jade

A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)

its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly

fucking planet jade

by trip trip March 24, 2012