When someone gets too drunk. Usually to the point where you start acting stupid and everyone notices. Side effects are loss of friends, throwing up, and crying.
by Latrishanel September 30, 2008
Get the Jose mug.A synonym for an injury/being injured in baseball. This is named in honor of Jose Reyes of the New York Miserables. Jose Reyes continues, year after year, to have countless injuries come up throughout the season at an embarrassing rate. Further, he bunted for a hit than took himself out of the last game of the year to win the batting title. If you are called a 'Jose Reyes', it is the worst possible thing that one could be classified as. It is the ultimate state of humiliation.
Me: Hey Mike hows it going?
Mike: it looks like Jeremy pulled a Jose Reyes again
Me: Again?! He was injured all of last year too!
Mike: I know, kid lives on the DL, he's best friends with Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran
Mike: it looks like Jeremy pulled a Jose Reyes again
Me: Again?! He was injured all of last year too!
Mike: I know, kid lives on the DL, he's best friends with Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran
by Sheriff69 October 3, 2011
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N.
1. A crazy Asian
2. A crazy Mexican
3. one who does the most stupid/random things and people enjoy him
4. one who eats a lot of ramen
V.
1.One who does stupid/random/crazy things
2.a stupid/random/crazy act
1. A crazy Asian
2. A crazy Mexican
3. one who does the most stupid/random things and people enjoy him
4. one who eats a lot of ramen
V.
1.One who does stupid/random/crazy things
2.a stupid/random/crazy act
1. Holy crap!!!! That guy who jumped off that 2 story building is like a jose !
2. Did he just sniff that tobasco? he just pulled a jose.
2. Did he just sniff that tobasco? he just pulled a jose.
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The Sexy form of pwning someone.
pwnjolina jolie is used to describe pwning someone in the most sexy way possible, like stabbing someone on grand Theft Auto: San Andreas with a double sided dildo.
Extremely Rare, and seldom used.
The Sexy form of pwning someone.
pwnjolina jolie is used to describe pwning someone in the most sexy way possible, like stabbing someone on grand Theft Auto: San Andreas with a double sided dildo.
Extremely Rare, and seldom used.
by Tyler C. Blair March 13, 2008
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by Erotic Polyglot March 28, 2009
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Nicola: ''I had sex last night with my bitch, and had a Jodiee!''
Emma: ''Dude! what did your ho think about that!?''
Nicola: ''Literally mind blowin!''
Emma: ''Dude! what did your ho think about that!?''
Nicola: ''Literally mind blowin!''
by BiggJJ March 19, 2014
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