Jessica

Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.

Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA

Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees

*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.

by Old Bread April 30, 2023

Jessica

a beautiful woman who takes care of herself.she is very good with kids.she is clumsy.but pretty

Jessica:hello
*strangers kid crying*
Jessica:let me help you
*carries and rocks gentely*
*kid falls asleep*
Stranger:thank you
Jessica:your welcome

by !14ktrippyzzz January 12, 2021

Jessica Woo

AKA the Bento Box Queen

Person 1: Do you know who Jessica Woo is?
Person 2: No, who is she?
Person 3: She's The BENTO BOX QUEEN

by Foodie94 March 16, 2022

Jessica

Jessica means Foresighted. Shakespeare is the first place we find the word Jessica. My Jessica has read Tarot cards for 14 years. She has an amazing upper arm tattoo that is the tarot cards she gets the most. She is a great nurse. You would like her right away, just like everyone else. She is uninhibited and unaware of what she does with her body. The first time I saw her, she stepped in front of me and wrote her name on a board. Her perfect bottom was no more than 4 inches from my face. Don't tell her I told you. We can keep that secret, right. Her heart is pure and able to hold all her patients there at one time, keeping them warm and safe. Her mind is sharp and loaded with the knowledge a nurse needs. I love her in a way you would too.

Jessica is the word defined today and a very popular female name.

by Rick the Jessica lover March 4, 2018

Jessica

A skonka from the block.

Whenever they see a skonka walk by they say “Mira ay va Jessica “

by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021

Jessica Rabbit Syndrome

A term popularized by tiktok podcasts, the term refers to a character or medium created in such a way that it is intended to be perceived as attractive, so much so that it loses all attractiveness entirely.

Something that is almost a caricature of sexuality/lust

p1: Isnt the new catwoman hot?
p2: I don’t know, she was suffering from some serious Jessica Rabbit Syndrome

by texturespending February 18, 2024

Jessica

The dead name of a lesbian who everybody simps for on urban dictionary. a.k.a. me

Stop simping for people named Jessica, half of the shit you guys say isn't even true. -Somebody who used to be named Jessica

by thatweebchild March 26, 2021