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DAVE

Dave
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by Luwaca November 23, 2024
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Dirty Dave

Inserting anal beads into Dave Chapelle's ass until he shits all over them, and then pulling them out with your face below the anus so the shit releases all over your face.
Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!
by Doorknob Lourie August 28, 2025
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Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.
by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022
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Dave

Someone who you call for help. A person that wants to solve your problems. Usually a Karen's counterpart.
"Dave, get over here and help me out" said to someone not named Dave.
Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down.

"Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.
by StepOFFGeorge32 November 3, 2021
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Carl Dave

Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em
oh my! Carl Dave is good
by CDMJ June 8, 2021
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Dave Austin

Owner of Squid Jig brand Egihead and professional Fishing guide and Quite possibly the best fisherman in Australia.
Wow, there’s Dave Austin. I want to go fishing with him
by Egihead February 21, 2019
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Daved

Getting lied to by a low life piece of trash. Similar to the term Joshing
I was talking to my dude Jef and he totally daved me on his story about being a ladies man
by Burdurboy05 March 9, 2020
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