Internet Balls 

People who are braver behind emails than in person

Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.

Internet Balls by DowntownDugan March 28, 2013

internet speech 

see also text talk.

A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.

I spoke in internet speech to my friends, and they could barely understand me.

internet speech by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014

Internet explorer 

1. You should thank this browser, because without it, we wouldn't have Firefox or Google Chrome

2. A shitty browser that puts a bunch of viruses and spyware on your computer, has no uses but downloading Firefox or Google Chrome, and bricking your PC. It also comes with free security bugs, is loaded with adware and spyware, and it constantly freezes. Works better if you delete it right after downloading an alternate browser.

If you use this browser, you are:
A - new to computers
B - an idiot
C - someone who likes viruses and adware

1)

Smart Person: I'm downloading Google Chrome with Internet explorer.
Idiot: *uses internet explorer* i haz many viruses!!!11!!11!!!111!! *pc breaks 5 minutes later*

2) I forgot to delete Internet explorer, now my pc has hundreds of viruses and ads on it! *breaks pc with a sledgehammer*

Internet explorer by iDontHaveAName December 28, 2014

internet ambien 

Watching internet porn before bed

Bro 1: I couldn't sleep last night so I took some internet Ambien and fell right to sleep.
Bro 2: same bro you hit up PH?
Bro 1: of course got that premium 👌👌👌

internet ambien by SekcWelds April 24, 2017

Internet boomer

A old man that been on internet age. From 2000 to early 2010, and i feel there are stuck in that time frame

You is so old that you know, old man murray or confused matthew you internet boomer.

Internet boomer by Snotcore February 13, 2023

offline internet 

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

offline internet by Robocoppa January 17, 2006

Wind Internet 

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough

I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet

Wind Internet by Masn December 4, 2007