mud statue

racist term for black person(i.e. nigger, moon cricket, darkie, spear-chucker)

mommy look at the mud statue over there!

by racist555645646315634561321356 October 18, 2008

mud sleeve

Thin layer of shit tubed around your dick from anal sex

Tim got a mud sleeve from that gym rat

by Richard Hangslow October 22, 2018

Mud Fest

Mud fest is a gathering of a lot of people in the south. Mud fest is located in colfax, Louisiana. Theres always a lot of mudd slingin and beer and fights. and a lot of pussy. go there. end of story

Hey man i just got my truck stuck, fought this ole dude, got drunk, and fucked ole girl at Mud Fest. It was awesome

by B. Lowe November 11, 2010

mud prophet

Moses, the man who recieved the Ten Commandments back in Biblical Times. So called because once he learned he was supposed to deliver the Israelites from Egypt, he took it upon himself to ritually coat his lower arms and lower legs with a mixture of soil and water by making bricks with the slaves. If I was Moses and I got the chance to squish mud between my toes without anyone getting on my case I'd actually be happy. I wouldn't be happy if my friend got killed by the master butcher, though.

Prince Moses the mud prophet will deliver the Israelites from Egypt after crashing the waves of the Red Sea over Pharaoh's Chariots.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

MUD SLOTH

A female/ creature from the woods that which is only soothing to the eye when heavily inebriated that feeds on the weak

I was so hammered last night I hooked up with a mud sloth

by cyscott May 26, 2010

lay mud

When burrito night means more to you than your girlfriend.

Hurry the hell up and open the door, I gotta lay mud!

by Donkeyshow November 21, 2003

Stud Mud

The mixture of fluids found from felching out of the anus.

When I plowed that chick in the ass, her girlfriend felched out the Stud Mud

by Mudpipe Marauder May 16, 2011