FRIEND ZONE

The place a good guy dread and the gays love if a guy is a good friend and has made it to this zone that means that the woman is too stupid to figure out this is usually the best guy to be with

dude she put me ion the friend zone

dude that sucks i didnt know your gay

im not

well i know your not a good guy

fuck you go back to your fuck muppet

by muppet fucker June 11, 2011

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Danger Zone

A really, really shitty song written and performed by the worst pop star to ever walk the Earth: Kenny "Abortion That Lived" Loggins.

While exploring "Top Gun" for homosexual overtones, I threw up a little in my mouth when Danger Zone began playing over the flight sequences.

by Slick Dick Lick November 20, 2004

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Twilight Zone

Being in a "zone" of creep-ness where you're dating some younger than you, usually almost underage.

Person A: Yo, have you heard about the girl Brian is dating?
Person B: No, what about her?
Person A: She's like 10 years younger than him, that's creepy as hell! He's in the Twilight Zone!

by coziploo April 03, 2020

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Buffer Zone

The number of people needed in a group so you can enjoy yourself and not have to worry about having too much face time with *THAT* person in your circle (the frenemy, the "let's just be friends" ex, the hookup that turned out to be a really bad idea, the tool, etc)

Damn, Kelly responded to Rob's Taco Tuesday invite too; looks like only four of us. Let me ask Zak and Sara so there's a buffer zone.

by amyhaha July 29, 2011

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