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chalice of the morning bliss

A cup of coffee; Chalice is another word for cup and coffee is something you drink in the morning. Some people like coffee so much they call it a bliss.
Caleb was sitting at the dining table, imbibing from the chalice of the morning bliss.
by animegroupie February 17, 2010
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Morning Love Tap

When you wake up in the morning and roll over, accidentally elbowing your partner in the face.
My girlfriend has a bruise on her forehead. I hope people don't think I beat her. It was just a morning love tap!
by comradez May 26, 2014
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morning wood wizard

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead
by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017
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Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection
"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"
by very hot man January 10, 2020
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Sunday Morning Syndrome

Painful syndrome in which you wake up suffering physically in some way from the incredible night which preceded it.
Man, he was HUGE. I've got Sunday Morning Syndrome like you wouldn't believe.
by funnyfunny April 25, 2010
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Early Morning Cannonball

A massive shit that you take upon rising in the morning. Could happen after a night of drinking with the lads or some Mexican food from hell
Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”
by JordanBelfort350 October 1, 2022
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