The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018
Get the French Crackermug. by Bully wintershot April 29, 2023
Get the French Whiskeymug. When an effeminate man gets mad and tries to fight, but he can't really fight like a man, he just daintily flails his arms, starts crying and just ends up softly hugging whoever he is attacking.
by GTP July 23, 2014
Get the french tacklemug. Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.
Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
by CarlVonClausewitz April 23, 2023
Get the French goodbyemug. A game where one person is blindfolded and goes around the room frenching anyone one time. The person who is frenched puts on the blindfold and begins the cycle again.
A bunch of friends and me were playing blind french.
A hot girl french kissed me and than took off the blindfold and handed it to me.
I put on the blindfold and frenched my guy friend. It was very awkward when I passed him the blindfold.
A hot girl french kissed me and than took off the blindfold and handed it to me.
I put on the blindfold and frenched my guy friend. It was very awkward when I passed him the blindfold.
by ADunkADunk August 18, 2009
Get the Blind Frenchmug. When you're doing an Eifel Tower but your friend lets go, causing you to fall and grotesquely break your leg, and no one gets to finish bc the break is so horrific.
Sacre bleau! Jaques and I were banging Fifi Eifel Tower style, and he got so greasy he fell off the bed and broke his leg, just like a French gymnast!
by Mauicruiser August 7, 2016
Get the French gymnastmug. by Don't worry bout a thing May 18, 2018
Get the french birthmug.