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Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex
I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop
by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020
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Clean up shop

Winning or making large sums of profit by making bets with friends or gambling.
In '85 I'd clean up shop betting on the Chicago Bears!
by Conkoosh February 15, 2023
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shopping cart gridlock

When you are grocery shopping during the rush hour and you can't get through the aisle because there are too many carts in the way, can't back up either because other shoppers piled in behind you and nobody can move.
I can't get to the tostada chips & jalapeno cheese dip, I'm stuck in shopping cart gridlock...
by Gulf Coast Beach Bum July 29, 2013
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barber shop quartet

A four man version of a trim. In this case, participants are arranged in a square formation. Brings a whole new meaning to going to the barbers for a trim.
We were off for a trim, but Luke came along and stuck his tongue out, and we couldn't resist a barber shop quartet.
by StrangleWheeeyyy December 25, 2011
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tuck shop slut

A filthy whore that administers blowjobs to individuals while purchasing products at the tuck shop for the purpose of payment in semen.
While purchasing my TI-85 and .07mm lead for my mechanical pencil, Amanda, the local tuck shop slut, performed her duties until I cashed my semenal paycheck in her cheeks.
by urban sam May 8, 2007
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pawn shop tickets

"Hey baby, can I get some pawn shop tickets?"
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".
by Alia P-S April 27, 2007
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Take you to the shops

As a code for saying 'cum' the slightly more polite phrase 'taken to the shops' can be used. Derived from saying i'd like to *PAUSE* to the shops with you to avoid using the word in the first place.
'Hey Cheryl Cole, I'd like to take you to the shops',
Cheryl- 'I've been waiting all my life for this'
This wouldn't actually be true, but hey, everyone can hope...
by biebs99 May 16, 2011
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