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Wednesday morning withdraw

When a person comes to work on Wednesday morning and is found guilty of possible drug use and intoxication by fellow co workers after an early weeks partying scene. Usually the accused will be bantering aimlessly about unimportant topics early in the morning, with no intention of any real work getting done during that day. Often multiple smoke breaks or trips to the bathroom often conceal the truth that one is on some kind of controlled substance.
OMG look at show with the shakes, he obviously is going rhroygh Wednesday morning withdraw.
by Daddgadd October 15, 2014
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Morning-before pancakes

Morning-before pancakes is mostly for a girl too give a guy if she wants to have it she fills the pancakes with Viagra then she gives them too the man before they know it it's already started
Babe, " what are you cooking,"

" nothing just your favourite morning-before pancakes!"
by Yolo22112 June 7, 2014
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Early Morning Cannonball

A massive shit that you take upon rising in the morning. Could happen after a night of drinking with the lads or some Mexican food from hell
Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”
by JordanBelfort350 October 1, 2022
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Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick
Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis
by D Flawless November 4, 2019
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morning wood wizard

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead
by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017
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Sunday Morning Syndrome

Painful syndrome in which you wake up suffering physically in some way from the incredible night which preceded it.
Man, he was HUGE. I've got Sunday Morning Syndrome like you wouldn't believe.
by funnyfunny April 25, 2010
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Good mythical morning

rhett and link have a show!
by Rhett x link April 19, 2020
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