the coochina cave

a specific nest or den built in ones closet out of pillows and blankets used specifally to penatrate or insert a dildo or penis into one or more holes such as, one of two openings in the coochina, or another hole in which the penatration material is wetted to the point of no return the dildo or penis will not emerge from the coochina for 500 years. the coochina bearring human will scream in both agony and everlasting pleasure. under the right circumstances, the dog will enter the cave and create a powerful and shrill burst of noise that will send 42.57 humans into a state of inteanse arousal. they will make their way towards the coochina cave to partake in a massive orgy.

"oh did u here about the time me and my gramma shook the earth from our coochina cave? it was great!"

"oh whats the coochina cave?"

"its a nest where we penatrate in the closet"1

"really? maybe me and u can rebuild that cave and have some fun tonight!"

"nahh, id love to hun, but there's a lot of paperwork u have to fill out before we can hipnotize all those people. plus u dont want me inside u for five hundred years."

by maxorcist May 25, 2025

cave pig

a person that masterbateswith large objects shoved up their ass to help themself get off.

I walked in on John being a cave pig.

by Ralph Feltcher June 20, 2006

go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job

Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

caitlin cave

A girl who fingers herself with carrot and feeds it to her sister

Wow did you hear about Caitlin cave

by Yanansuckswilly November 7, 2020

Tooth cave

Your moms whore mouth when she forgets to take her dentures out on date night.

Bro your moms tooth cave fucked up my mushroom tip last night when she was thanking me for rent money.

by Lftddonkey February 28, 2021

La Cave

Fine wines and great times goes hand in hand always 🤝. Imported wines from all around the world ✈️ according to your taste. Also, India’s first wine and spirits luxury retail store 😉.

Need a place to order the finest wines in India, Lets visit La Cave's store

by Digital Kong November 24, 2021