Jahmal's Hoes

He gets all of them. If you ever ask anybody if Jahmal gets girls they will at least know 1 of his girlfriends.

Dude : Where are Jahmal's Hoes I don't see any, He doesn't get any hoes
Other Dude: thats where your wrong man He gets all the hoes

by FanGirlMJ January 28, 2022

Bros before hoes

The thought that first started morality when in prehistoric times a guy first thought , " bros before hoes".

Guy 1 : What do you think about her?
But 2 : bros before hoes.

by Bro 2012 December 27, 2021

Bros before hoes

(Brose before hoes) the word means to never let a women take u away from ur freinds or hoes or a bro is always there for u never leaves u bit then a hoes comes along and ruins every thing see if ur girl says she is going to stay the night at a freind house u leave it be then the next morning u call all of her freind they say no she didn't stay at my house then if u go out to spend the night at a freinds house the next morning she will ask are u cheating on me,are u done with me,did u sleep with someone else,I'm leaving u,no u are probably gonna sleep with someone else

Freind:bros before hoes man
You: why do u say that

Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl

by YEET5454 March 27, 2022

Stable of hoes

The multitude of nice ladies in your snapchat

Jacob was getting snaps all day at work from his stable of hoes

by Jrk72591 June 13, 2022

stow your hoes

slang for "put your tools/stuff away". generally used by someone with very few or no hoes. however, in some rare cases though, "stow your hoes" may be used to tell someone who has a lot of hoes to hide the side pieces because the main squeeze/SO is inbound.

Bro, get your shit together and stow your hoes.

Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"

buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.

by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 11, 2022

Apex with the hoes

A game for fags and Emma should not play

Apex with the hoes is so unnecessary and only fags play that.

by Nonapexlover September 3, 2022

Apex with the hoes

This is the exact definition of a fag and Emma should not partake in this.

If Emma play “apex with the hoes” she’s a fag.

by Nonapexlover September 3, 2022