Hello

The secret way to let someone know you’ve recently impregnated your pet chinchilla before skinning and gutting it along with the fetus then proceeding to consume every last part of them to hide the evidence

Hello, Jerald 😀

by Corn_tortilla August 4, 2025

Hello

a greeting when seeing someone again or for the first time.

Example: Hello Ethan! or Hello, what's your name?

by Miss_Goldie_ January 2, 2023

Hello-dramatic

Becoming overly concerned with who initiates an online conversation; feeling that your relationship with a particular person hinges on you starting the conversation all the time.

"Why doesn't she just message him?"
"She's just being hello-dramatic; she says she's tired of always starting the conversation, so she's going to wait for him to say something first."

by glengerman May 27, 2015

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by Ok I’m gonna stop bye April 14, 2021

hello

what r u doing searching up "hello" on urban dictionary
go get a life dumbass.

hello

by fhjgshdfb June 14, 2024

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hello is very stupid so sont say hello but say greetings!!!

by klokkli February 21, 2023

hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

by crustier August 4, 2023