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Hoopty Heaven

1. A ghetto car lot in Cincinnati Ohio.


2. The place that all hooptys eventually end up, a junk yard.
1.Person 1: Yo, did you see that car wit' the 22s lastnight?
Person 2: Yell yeah, the one at Hoopty Heaven?


2. Person 1: Yeah my can stopped running last week so I had to take it to the Hoopty Heaven.
Person 2: Damn, how much did they give you for it?
by raylinsxe January 15, 2009
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ticket to heaven

In the movies when a bad person sacrifices himself to save others it is said that he has purchased his ticket to heaven.

The last minute self sacrifice to protect an innocent from an untimely death with no hesitation or concern for your own well being is to earn a ticket to heaven.
The bad guy took a bullet to save the girl thus buying his ticket to heaven.
by jsd9632 March 31, 2012
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dick dry heaving

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.
Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.
by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013
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knocking on heavens door

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.
Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".
by Robo0000222 March 2, 2017
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Heaven Bus

noun. A 1947 "Silversides" Greyhound Bus that was rescued by the B-Town Posse from a junkyard. It was slated to be destroyed and turned into scrap metal. Thankfully it did not suffer that fate and lived to see yet another day.
It went through many phases from being a beat-up hunk o' junk to an AMAZING velveteen lounge on wheels. Lots of LOVE went into restoring it and getting it up and on the road again.
The Heaven Bus is now legendary.
It was the vehicle that toured the B-Town Posse to many a reggae shows (Reggae on the River), festivals (Oregon Country Fair) and concerts (Coachella). The WICKED DJ CREW was also privy to being toted around on this pimpadelic luxury coach. It was also the transportation of choice for the Mystic Family Circus. Hot springs were also frequently visited by happy Heaven Bus riders.
No one has seen the Heaven Bus for years now. Some people doubt that it even exists.
Now only a select few know of it's whereabouts, rumor has it, that it is slated for a "Heaven Revival Tour".
Oh my god, I gotta pack! Heaven Bus will be here any second to pick me up. We're going on tour for a month this time.
...What am I going to wear?!?!?!?

Hey!, there's a "HEAVEN" party tonight at Jelly's! Let's go!!!!! Who's the D.J.?
by DJ Willow from Paris August 31, 2007
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Heaven in my mouth

When something tastes so OVER-THE-TOP delicious, that it can only be compared to heaven ( in your mouth of course ).
"Mmmmmm....This mac and cheese is like heaven in my mouth!"
by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009
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Heaven Sandwich

Recipe:

Toast two eggo waffles
Put Nutella on one eggo
Peanut Butter on the other eggo.
Mush them together, put Maple syrup in between

the slices.

Eat.
by ILoveHeavenSandwich April 23, 2011
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