You wake up in a field of darkness. You are afraid to move, but you build up the courage to crawl. The ground you crawl upon is rough and cold. It burns your palms and knees. You grow impatient. You have to walk. You have to walk, but you're too afraid. You keep crawling. Your skin starts to peel off, yet you still refuse to walk.
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by proud pussy eater July 01, 2024
"Hawk-Tuah" (HÁH-K TOO-ÁH)
Also referred to as "Slippery Banana".
Saliva applied to the ol' tube steaks at high velocity.
Also referred to as "Slippery Banana".
Saliva applied to the ol' tube steaks at high velocity.
She was polishing the ol' mushroom head, and decided she wanted to show me that I'm the one, and that she loves me, so she musters up a nice loogy, and Hawk-Tuah, spits on that thang.
by Eraudog June 20, 2024
Interviewer: What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!
by JetBlastSST June 20, 2024
by XTheXtremenessX June 20, 2024
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by funnypiano July 16, 2024