After masturbation, you shake hands with another human. Jergan's is a common lotion found by teen boys bedsides, accompanied by a box of tissues
Before I went in to that interview yesterday I rubbed one out, totally forgot to wash my hands, gave that interviewer the Jergan's Handshake.
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While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.
Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!
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Get the The Quebecois Handshake mug.A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.
“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”
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