hoodini poop

When you poop and it look completely soild but when you flush it turns in to a poop cloud and disappears

Man I have been taking so much laxitives the my poop is like a hoodini poop

by It-happens January 30, 2015

Hooded

High on Heroin, or any opiate, painkiller, or "downer". (Lean)

1Damn bro, you look hooded as fuck!

2 Man,that shit got me hooded, how bout you?

by Giacomo Casanova January 20, 2016

hooded plover

A hooded plover is another word for foreskin.

Mate he isn't a hooded plover!

Strewth did not expect that one

by Keglet July 28, 2016

Hoodiless

The event in which one doesn't have a hoodie.

Avni had to remain hoodiless as she couldn't steal a hoodie.

by BassoonGuy99 August 15, 2016

Hoobiedoobie

A fun mixture of concepts that have no connection.

Steve must be on something he has just come out with a bunch of hoobiedoobies.

by Goodluckgary November 1, 2016

hoomie

A friend that you also live with. A contraction of the word "homie" and "roomie"

My friend Mike is moving in with me - he's my new hoomie!

by JL H December 19, 2016

Hoodnet

Internet in the hood. Usually low income internet.

Hey, Lamar, you got that hoodnet?

by xxyoumadbrox- March 28, 2017