Gooch

noun.
A name after a very short and sweaty midget where you can be a gooch. A gooch is normally someone who is often clumsy, goofy, and foolish.
verb.
To screw something up or ruin something therefore becoming a gooch

She gooched up the dinner after she left it in the oven too long and it burnt.

by Ivan Aleksandrov January 1, 2018

gooch

Noun, Primaly Determined as the space between the vaginal oraface and the anal oraface, also see, Taint And Chode

she has a small gooch!

by Jackson Hendee November 27, 2007

gooch goblin

1. same as goblin gooch, but describing a person moreso than their chode.
2. Leech.
3. smelly unbathed person.

Hey gooch goblin!
Rob is a fuckin' gooch goblin.

by gooch goblin July 1, 2006

gooch

Galluci Hall, University of Akron....aka the Gooch.

"fuck bulger...i love my gooch"

by mondingo December 28, 2005

gooch burger

To place ones gooch between two crusty loaves, and wack on some green stuff

Mike was awoken one morning to his friends munching on a gooch burger between his legs.

by thegoochburger October 20, 2007

goocher

wanna be pimp, player

someone who has no game, style, or moves...

Someone who tries to be a ladies man but hooks up with a roommates sister.

Could be a nice guy but tries to hard

by U Know Who February 17, 2005

Gooch Press

Gooch Press is the male version or equivalent of the kegel stretch or exercise for women.

Bobby has been doing the Gooch Press three times a week to help strengthen his core.

During her pregnancy Susie Q did her kegel exercises all day, and Bobby did the gooch press.

by schubby January 10, 2014