Saggy Jowl Goon

A goon with 4 layers of jowls on their turkey neck

that old saggy Jowl goon got huge turkey neck jowls

Saggy Jowl Goon by Dontbemeandude September 23, 2023

Pre-Poon-Goon 

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

Pre-Poon-Goon by mGBm December 29, 2023

What the Goon? 

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.

Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?

What the Goon? by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) 

Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.

Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) by Proffessor Schwab February 13, 2024

C Cleaner goon 

A goon that cleans toilet pans for a living

c cleaner goon is scrubbing the toilet cleaner again

C Cleaner goon by Carlos de la Cerda April 16, 2024

Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan

Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay

Taiwanese Seizure Goon by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024

Crab Ran Goon Sauce 

Crab Ran Goon Sauce - when you eat out a female after taking her out to dinner for a seafood boil and her discharge tastes like fish

“Took that bitch to the Red Lobster and she let me guzzle down her Crab Ran Goon Sauce”

Crab Ran Goon Sauce by Milf Destroyer 420 August 7, 2024