Loot goblin

Anyone with the last name of BIRCH

Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin

by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018

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Loot goblin

Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.

Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!

by Pigrabbit69 August 05, 2021

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Loot Goblin

A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.

“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”

by Troll200 August 18, 2023

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Heal-Goblin

In Fortnite, when you have zero shield or need shield and your teammate has shield but won’t give you any and stay quite when asked.

“Anyone have any minis ? Or any form of shield “?

Silence...

You die and see your teammates inventory..
Teammates inventory: 10 minis and 3 50 pots.

So they are known as Heal-Goblins.

by AFahey-11 December 17, 2018

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greasy little goblin

a small greasy person who may live in there mothers basment for many years or apartment that is filthy goes to comic con dress up as someone smells of amy schumers crotch area or of sweaty ass when all of these conditions are met you get what is known as a gresy little goblin

greasy little goblin example a man who has lived in his mothers basment for many years

by kratos boy March 05, 2024

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