Goblin Punch

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".

Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"

"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."

by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022

goblin cockie

a fan of the band known as "Goblin Cock"

or a masochist

That dude is totally a Goblin Cockie

by tarljohnson1 August 24, 2023

Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child

Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there

by Why would I regret this? June 3, 2020

Crotch goblin

An absolutely minging little ginger fat fuck of a 12yr old who thinks it’s funny to Roam the streets terrorising normal everyday people this is the type of child to continue breast feeding off of his mother until he is in his 20s.

Eww look at that woman’s ugly ginger child …
Must be a crotch goblin

by flapslapper29 May 31, 2025

giggidy goblin gas

very good weed, usually purple, incredibly pungent smell and highly crystalline trichomes that are visible with the naked eye that gets you blazed like your first rip of a dab pen.

this is a mf giggidy goblin gas bag dude.

i'm so stoned i can't feel my face :))

nice one man.

by montague.avi August 6, 2023

Penny Goblin

A goblin that steals your pennies if you drop them.

Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny!

by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020

Fantazynny goblin

Someone who beats ass in fantasy football and throws upper deckers in the top shelf so suffocate their opponent. Bangs your mother.

You don’t want to play Landon. I heard he’s a fantaszynny goblin. Fantazynny goblin is someone who refuses to lose.

by Ka smiteeey August 23, 2023