while having sex the girl's on the bottom gets a big loogie and the guy on top cums in her mouth and she swishes them around and then spits them into the guys mouth so they're both gobbling down the green "stuff".

dick and jane did the green goblin last night, and dick caught janes cold... literally.

green goblin by steve green December 22, 2007

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Crotch Goblin

1. Pubic Lice

2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws

4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal

1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.

2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.

3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!

Crotch Goblin by xxxShadowFatexxx December 28, 2005

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Disgusting goblin freak

You sure you don't feel like a disgusting goblin freak? Because.... You are that. Hopefully you die soon.

Hey, disgusting goblin freak, you want to do me a favor and kill the whore and the retard and your kids and yourself. Because if you don't I'm going to have to and, let's face it, mine is the only life involved that is worth anything.... You would be doing everyone else a favor by doing it and the end result is almost the same either way.

Disgusting goblin freak by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Crotch Goblin

A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.

Today my crotch goblin must of been hungry because he cleaned my dick cheese really well.

Crotch Goblin by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021

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