A Gemma is a big thot. She like to shit, like whenever she has the time. She will make you walk to the nearest bathroom JUST TO TAKE A SHIT. Anyways. Gemma cna be a very good friend (soemtimes) she is not a backstabber. She is always very funny but sometimes she’s just really fucking weird. Gemma hides a lot apart from when she needs to fart. It’s silent but deadly. She can be a bitch at times but that’s ok, because that’s her nature. She is like a fat shit. Being called a Gemma is actually like a compliment, so appreciate it. And let’s not forget, her favourite animal will always be a naked mole rat and she will always be a Gina.
yo gemma
by littestdabberever1 November 1, 2018
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I own a german shepard. And my neighbors are afraid to come near my house
Example of an german shepard attack
Person:OH MY DEAR GOD AHHH
After that, the person is usually dead or incaptated by a bite to the neck from the dog
Example of an german shepard attack
Person:OH MY DEAR GOD AHHH
After that, the person is usually dead or incaptated by a bite to the neck from the dog
by Navck October 7, 2004
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Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.
by Nick February 3, 2004
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"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"
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Honestly, most screwed up stuff happens in either Florida or Germany.
Honestly, most screwed up stuff happens in either Florida or Germany.
Jim: "Father locked daughter in basement for 24 years and repeatedly raped her. Florida or Germany?"
Joe: "Oh that HAS to be Germany."
Jim: "Correct!"
Joe: "Oh that HAS to be Germany."
Jim: "Correct!"
by cr8rface January 22, 2009
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