God 

The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.

Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.

God by DarkDefinor November 5, 2018

god 

A lie

god is not real

god by A_WOMAN November 12, 2018

God 

A lie.

Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.

God by 663738284764553363728 January 2, 2019

God 

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury is god

God by Idek what to write March 24, 2019

God 

A person who convinced The Who world that he can control everything and he will drop you in a fiery Pitt if you don’t suck his dick. Also he drops bricks and calls them laws: sorry “commandments”, ‘cause you don’t actually have a choice.

Jesus: “God dammit!”

God: “Really nigga.”
Jesus: “ Oh sorry.”

God by Jugga Biggs May 1, 2019

God 

He loves you more than you’ll ever know.

The greatest love of all is God’s love for you.

God by numbuh5 June 27, 2019

God 

An abstract notion

Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans

God by YoMamaIsAThot May 20, 2019