Any item that clueless foreigners think is very cool in America, but is ultimately just Eurotrash garbage. While this term specifically references the stupid disco shades worn by many German immigrants, it can be used to describe the tight and unbuttoned shirts, fake leather shoes, and gel loaded hair. The word takes origin from but is not to be confused with Clout Goggles, a type of expensive glasses popularized by rappers, and Kraut, a traditional German food and slang term for Germans.
by SpoonfulOfKraut July 04, 2018
You know the new guy, Mark? I heard he's a Goggle Head. Just walks around his house with that thing on his head flailing his arms around. I hope he finds the help he needs.
by airfryer2020 June 05, 2023
Similar to beer goggles, 'weeb goggles' refers to a condition in which the wearer looks upon an object or phenomenon more favourably than they otherwise would simply because it is Japanese. Unlike beer googles, weeb goggles are not caused by alcohol consumption, but rather by being a weeb (person obsessed with Japan and its culture).
Porco Rosso kinda sucks, you just can't admit it because you see every Ghibli film through weeb goggles.
by zeroartisticvalue October 20, 2020
This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)
Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016
Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.
by BigBlake August 03, 2012
The ridiculously stupid main character of Coroika (aka the Splatoon manga). He pantses people (most commonly Rider) for some codforsaken reason and consumes pickled plums. On the ridiculous Team Blue who always wins.
Some people belive he doesn't deserve his plot armor.
Some people belive he doesn't deserve his plot armor.
Diver: "Why didn't you invite Goggles to the party?"
Aloha: "He would pants EVERYONE."
Diver: "Yeah,"
Someone: "Goggles coroika is stupid."
Aloha: "He would pants EVERYONE."
Diver: "Yeah,"
Someone: "Goggles coroika is stupid."
by your_enby.frenemy November 27, 2023
state that ones eyes are in when smoking the drug "maryjane" when listening to certain types of trance music where ones eyes will "pulsate / vibrate" to the beat of the music like a visualization from windows media player.
yo man, this maryjanes WHACK and i got vibration goggles on im tripped duuude with a big smiley face Yo!
by Arhuu TimmErgh August 29, 2010