God

The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.

Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.

by DarkDefinor November 5, 2018

god

A lie

god is not real

by A_WOMAN November 12, 2018

God

A lie.

Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.

by 663738284764553363728 January 2, 2019

God

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury is god

by Idek what to write March 24, 2019

God

A person who convinced The Who world that he can control everything and he will drop you in a fiery Pitt if you don’t suck his dick. Also he drops bricks and calls them laws: sorry “commandments”, ‘cause you don’t actually have a choice.

Jesus: “God dammit!”

God: “Really nigga.”
Jesus: “ Oh sorry.”

by Jugga Biggs May 1, 2019

God

An abstract notion

Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans

by YoMamaIsAThot May 20, 2019

God

He loves you more than you’ll ever know.

The greatest love of all is God’s love for you.

by numbuh5 June 27, 2019