Boyfriend girlfriend

Most overrated annoying thing ever created. It should be bannished. Its the main reason for crimes

Boyfriend girlfriend😡👿😈

by Americans are evils November 20, 2017

Lazy Girlfriend

Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.

Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.

by DKNJ420 December 24, 2008

The perfect girlfriend

Mari.

Saiko has literally the perfect girlfriend

by Saikosu August 5, 2017

Girlfriend

Similar to calling 'shotgun' in a vehicle, but rather than just the front seat, the one who calls 'girlfriend' sits in the middle of the front seat.

Driver: ok, let's get going!
Person one: I call Shotgun!!
Person two: Then I call girlfriend! (Thus securing a seat in the front)

by Timbit625 October 10, 2008

girlfriend

A female with whom you exclusively have sexual relations. Unless it's an open relationship, in which case, see fuck buddy, cock holster, or Janelle.

I've got a girlfriend who's better than that, and nothing is better than this. Or is it?

by Nope December 11, 2003

Girlfriend Experience

The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.

Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!

OR

I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!

by str8up safe sex May 13, 2009

Girlfriend Catcher

A Girlfriend Catcher, is someone who does NOT have sucess with the ladies. Typically, they have never dated a girl ever, and never even flirt. Can also be known as being green. Not to be confused with being homosexual.

Sarcastically: "Oh Well, You're Quite The Girlfriend Catcher, arn't you?"

by Jeremy Plume May 26, 2008