Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

Five nights at freddy's

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Five nights at freddy's

by Raymond gaymond November 30, 2023

Pulling a freddy

When you disappear from social media and irl for days to weeks at a time.

"Im so socially exhausted Im going to be pulling a Freddy this weekend."

by Lynxfaye February 27, 2024

The five nights at freddy's 3 musical

The five nights at freddy's 3 musical refers to a musical made by Logan Hugueny-Clark on youtube that was published on march 18th 2015, making it the 27th oldest video game musical he ever made. The song became popular due to springtrap saying the line "this attraction is great, so many guards i can rape, 'til i cant see straight." in the song.
The song also obviously predates the undertale musical

"hey google, tell me the lyrics to the five nights at freddy's 3 musical"
"i don't know just what i'm made of
face looks like bonnie's
possessed by the purple guy
i may kill whomever i please
three decades after the restaurant
i'm in for the ride
five nights 'till the doors open
the guard had better hide
you chose to work at this nightmare baby
like a mouse into a trap
you can play your tapes and temporarily distract me baby
but no matter what i will be back
i'm addicted to guards
rip 'em up into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take shots
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards
the guard looks down at his tablet
i sneak in the room
he has no idea his painful death is coming soon
he couldn't last five nights alone with me baby
flashing red lights make me mad
you know they make me wanna jumpscare ya baby
make me feel so bad
i'm addicted to guards
rip them into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take sharts
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards"

by sonic 1 tts build REAL March 26, 2024

Being a freddy

The act of being toxic and a complete asshole to another person. Often associated with narcissists.

Nick : you are such an idiot i hate being your friend, you are such a loser

Emily : dude you are being a freddy right now.

by womenslayerxxxx April 24, 2024

Dayshift At Freddy's

In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.

DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.

person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-

person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT

*moments later*

jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth

by ZekeTheFur May 30, 2024

Hecky dang freaky

Fucking the damn in hell

I will have to hecky dang freaky you!

by Hella Shooter July 3, 2024