firstly

first of all

well, firstly, i would like to thank...

by Dictionary6765678 October 10, 2008

Foisty Ninny Queer

A straight person who dates or sleeps with a gay of the opposite sex.
Typically use against men.

Joe: Carl has a lesbo girlfriend!
Larry: Yeah, he's such a foisty ninny queer...

by Ill Hubs April 5, 2009

First and a half base

Getting sideboob but not the whole boob during a hookup for just feeling a girl up.

Guy one: How far did you get with her?
Guy two: First and a half base!
Guy one: Wha?
Guy two: Ya know, getting just the sideboob!

by NoodlingAround January 18, 2013

first love

a person you fall for so deeply and you can’t stop thinking of! all the memories you made and all the times they made you happy is all you think about. no matter how hard you try you can’t get over them you can’t because,your first and forever love! you are just so drawn to them and everything they do, even if they hurt you you’ll continue to see the best side of them. falling in love your first time won’t even come close to what will become because you never felt love until that happens and you fall so deep that makes it so hard to fall that hard again. and you’ll forever think and be in love with them!

person one: i am still in love with him

person two: it is because it’s you first love, and forever love!

by cece.dom August 28, 2019

First Mate Rob

This hot and sexy kid who dressed up like a pirate on halloween. He also has a slut Ex girlfriend named Amanda who nobody likes. First Mate Rob also has a heterolife mate named J Wood. First Mate Rob and J Wood go to Vo-Tech together, where they slack off and make fun of Miss Piggy and Hotdog Boy. One day Rob and J wood got bored and they decided to tell Hotdog boy that Neo called and he wanted his Trenchcoat back. Oh man good times has by all. Theres also this kid named Deep Fried Dan, hes a crazy kid who asks people if they're afraid of cell phones. Also if you have sex with Rob, you always come back for more.

J Wood:Oh man Robs wearing a patch!
First Mate Rob:Its first mate Rob you scum.
J Wood:Sorry Suge, please don't kill me Suge.
Rob:What we doing today J Wood?
J Wood:The same shit we did yesterday...
Rob:Megaman bitches! But before we do, i got to watch Shaun of the Dead again!
J Wood:Go kill yourself Rob....OH GOD LOOK OUT DANS TRYING TO BITE YOU!
Rob:AHHHHHH
*J Wood and Rob run to the other side of the room*
J Wood:What are we gonna do?
Rob:Hit it in the head!
J Wood:What are we gonna throw?
Rob:I don't know, throw a god damn computer...
J Wood:But these computers belong to liz!
Rob:WHAT?!?!?!That makes NO FUCKING SENSE!
J Wood:Whoops, i'll take this one.
*J Wood throws a monitor at Dan, killing him*
Rob:Wow, that was weird....
J Wood:Yeah boyeee, find something to clank.
*J Wood and Rob clank binders*

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!

by J Wood and First Mate Rob January 10, 2005

mrs.forst3r

Literally the hottest most gorgeous person in this whole world

mrs.forst3r is the hottest person ever to exist

by Rawruto June 9, 2021

mrs.forst3r

mrs.forst3r is super hot and cool

mrs.forst3r is amazing

by Rawruto June 9, 2021