one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

(EI)

Extra intelligence is Exceptional cognitive capabilities or intellectual capacity that goes beyond normal range

Extra intelligence is the exceptional cognitive capabilities or intellectual capacity that goes beyond normal range (EI)

by Scott Scott July 10, 2024

One Eyed Butterfly Kiss

When one man gingerly rubs his P-hole against another man's P-hole.

During foreplay Devin one eyed butterfly kissed Frankie .

by Pocisme October 21, 2017

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

Ka zuzu/zang na ei tu maw?

this language is a dialect of burma, it means ''Do you want to suck my dick''

''You and a girl making out''
You: Ka zuzu/zang na ei tu maw?''

by 6Cist October 10, 2024

Two eyed four eyed cunt

Lester from GTA

Lester is a two eyed four eyed cunt

by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 17, 2020