Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him
by EHSdookie-chipsBandit2020 January 24, 2025
Get the corey j evansmug. A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity
by EvanYouPumpkinFucker November 25, 2020
Get the Evanmug. he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018
Get the evan raupemug. Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.
by thats poggers man April 21, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Great friend. Even better boyfriend, He thinks he is dumb but really has potential. Is great at basketball and football. Good kisser. Gives the best hugs in the world. If you become friends with an Evan, they might tell you their darkest secrets. They most likely have a messed up home life but they know how to persevere. If you find an Evan, cherish your time with him.
by NotQueer( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) February 12, 2020
Get the Evanmug. evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
by stopthecrips December 7, 2023
Get the evan cig syndromemug. 