one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker

He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers

by donno1980 December 2, 2016

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

EI extra intelligence

E i extra intelligence refers to the exceptional cognitive abilities or intellectual capability that goes beyond the average or normal range

The knowledge graphs prove EI extra intelligence exists

by Scott Scott September 16, 2024

Ei

the hottest genshin character like pls fight me if u disagree hoes

Oh my god it's Ei!

by Ei simp December 4, 2021

Ei

The actual Shogun of Inazuma as Baal was actually a Puppet, She is kind hearted unlike Baal being rude.

Hello Ei! I brought you some dango!
Ei, Do you like Baal?

by Haruko_Sama November 22, 2021

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

One Eyed Butterfly Kiss

When one man gingerly rubs his P-hole against another man's P-hole.

During foreplay Devin one eyed butterfly kissed Frankie .

by Pocisme October 21, 2017