BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime February 13, 2012
Get the BEER DUMPING mug.(N.) the biggest shit ever made. The atomic dump hurts when coming out, and is usually after eating spicy food. It smells so bad that anyone within a mile passed out.
“Oh, man what’s that smell?”
“Ew it smells like an atomic dump, there’s an Indian restaurant right there”
“Ew it smells like an atomic dump, there’s an Indian restaurant right there”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
Get the Atomic Dump mug.A chick that you want to have sex with, and that's about it. Some men will go to the extent of having the girl be their girlfriend. But after they have sex, the man leaves them for another woman to hump and dump.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Get the Hump and Dump mug.I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
Get the Ghost dump mug.During sex when a man packs a fat lip of lady grizz (chewing tobacco) and is banging a girl from behind. When he approaches climax he starts making beeping noises like a truck in reverse, and proceeds to pull his bottom lip outward and tilting his head downward allowing the warm clump of chew to fall on the girls back.
1) Bro, i was hittin it from behind with a fat boy in and then i dump trucked a huge shwab of grizz wintergreen on her ass.
2) Dude, me and that chick banged at the party last night, but i didn't have time to take out my lipper so i had to dump truck her ass.
2) Dude, me and that chick banged at the party last night, but i didn't have time to take out my lipper so i had to dump truck her ass.
by Lax Bro Leroy April 1, 2011
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“milo just texted me this whole trauma dump for sympathy”
“no way dude trauma dumpers are the worst”
“no way dude trauma dumpers are the worst”
by thatgirlthatlikesgirls June 6, 2021
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