A person who abuses their person (the knight) but expects eternity -- only come to find out there are other dragons at play that make them spray!
by papa twots February 6, 2023
Get the sleepy dragon mug.Lee: “What a night…”
Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”
Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”
Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”
Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”
Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”
Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”
by Mickey Rawlins June 28, 2022
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Get the Dragon Simulator mug.Sexual intercourse wherein one partner is positioned behind the other (i.e., "doggy style"), during which one or both partners are exceptionally high on hallucinogens, or at least have particularly good imaginations.
Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
by stardust crusader January 15, 2018
Get the dragon riding mug.v. When one is out of cannabis, they go on a tirade of using flame to scorch through any of their cannabis paraphernalia in search of any signs of left over bud .
Dude, I was out of weed and I didn’t have any money.. so I had to go dragon-holing to all my pipes, bongs and bowls to see if I had any leftover weed. Fortunately, I made like the dragon and scorched some green sheep, and I sourced through the nine realms for the rest of time.”
by FaderOfBraavos! February 6, 2018
Get the Dragon-Holing mug.Depicted as the "strongest" type of monster in the popular game Monster Hunter. Elder Dragons are often seen having their own unique arenas to be fought in and are often used as a plot device for the game's story.
by Miralis September 1, 2017
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