Douche Bag 

Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so

"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag

Douche Bag by Taiiils January 21, 2011

Douche Balouche 

a jewish warthog

Juan is such a douche balouche!

Douche Balouche by JUAN JIMENEZ DOIN IT BIG March 5, 2011

douche hawk 

A rebellious haircut on a douche bag who doesn't realize he's not a rebel, aka punk.

Barber: So what will it be?
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!

douche hawk by RobAbe May 4, 2011

douche bag 

Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.

Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.

"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."

"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."

Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals

douche bag by capnbarfy October 13, 2011

douche baggins 

A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.

friend 1: whats up with geoff today?
friend 2: i know hes being such a douche baggins

douche baggins by The Dartmouth Kid August 17, 2011

douche bucket 

a vaginal cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche

example 1: I went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports nobody watches!

example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!

douche bucket by greatfuldeadguy20 December 31, 2011

Douche Troupe 

A group made up of individual douche bag people

Look at that douche troupe with their popped collars

Douche Troupe by bootstraps45 February 26, 2012