Dealen

A raging homosexual, who masks his gay tendencies by playing multiple women. He is defined by one word rather well. gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. And extremely homosexual.

Dude some Dealen was hitting on me over face book last night! lol

by Da Truth Rastah July 20, 2011

Seal-the-deal

assassinate

The only way to get ride of the current dictator is to seal-the-deal.

by Auggie Gingers May 30, 2011

Drug dealer

A true bottom-feeder and a criminal. Equivalent in stature to a child molester. A person who profits off of other people's sufferings. A drug dealer won't sell it to his mom. He won't sell it to his sister. But, he'l sell it to his friends out on the street.

Drug dealers, on average, only manage to keep selling for 2-3 years before they are either arrested, murdered, or quit.

by Walking Tall April 23, 2007

Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.

“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”

by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022

Swag Dealer

A person who considers themselves to have so much Swag that they start to sell their Swag Points for items of value, usually money.

Dealer: Hay do you want to buy some Swag?
Buyer: How much?
Dealer: 100 Points for £5
Buyer: Not a bad deal... I'll buy 500 Points!

Later...

Buyer: Hay I bought some Swag Points from this Swag Dealer earlier, they were giving a good rate too!
Buyer's Friend: I might have to buy some too!

by dehman April 9, 2013

landing the deal

to finish engaging in sex

"Before we landed the deal he ran out on me."

by Siddalee February 7, 2003

That's the Good Deal

getting even with someone who has down you wrong, screwing over an establishment or management.

Ronnie: What happened with that girl who cheated on you?

Stefan: I told her parents she gave me the clap.

Ronnie: That's the Good Deal.

by impostirevil January 19, 2010