Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.

I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.

by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016

Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat August 23, 2008

Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.

Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.

by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010

Crusty

A Crusty occurs when you cum in your pants pursuant to a lap dance.

After Ruby made me jizz my pants, I handed her 4 Crusty dollars

by anonymous January 26, 2024

crusty fedora

The worn out asshole of a Dutch male prostitute after a busy weekend in Amsterdam.

Did you see Remko’s Crusty Fedora? He must’ve pulled a train last night.

by Buford C Cabhash March 3, 2024

Crunchy crusty Tracey

Crunchy crusty Tracey, is a dumb mole with 3 ID's, under :
Tracy
Tracie
Tracey

Crunchy crusty Tracey is a dumb mole with 3 ID's. What else can I say.

by J Wilfon August 26, 2020