Mud Cricket

Tammy T From the. D.M.I

That mud cricket is smashing all the dope men.

by Richard (Dick) Fitzwell June 9, 2022

Liquor Cricket

Everyone knows the liquor cricket type… girls that only chase after bartenders. Whether they work in the service industry themselves or are just bar patrons, there’s always a few liquor crickets posted up at the bar flirting their butt off.

Check out that liquor cricket over there chatting up Brad.

by thatyelpbitch June 11, 2022

Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole

Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45

by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 18, 2022

Mud cricket

A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.

Amber Bostic is not only a fishy swamp moose she is also a mud cricket.

by Shorty91 August 6, 2022

Dick Cricket

Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.

Last week I was this kids hero, now he's gassing up this dude now, what a fuckin Dick Cricket.

by Jonnie Battz August 17, 2022

Mud cricket

A girl who where’s country boots and short shorts …

Bethany is a mud cricket

by F00tball04 August 19, 2022

Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.

Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker

by KylePope August 22, 2022