Connecticut

CT is the richest country in the nation. It is mostly, but NOT completely, filled with rich preppy towns with high IQ's and everyone has to play more then 2 sports. However, there are parts of Connecticut that aren't rich, but everyone else in CT is afraid to go there. It's filled with big bright white/yellow houses and mowed lawns that are 100 feet to 1 mile. You probably live in a suburb and all of your friends are rich too, so you think it's normal.

You know you live in Connecticut when:
-Your lawn is mowed
-You have added an addition to your house less then 5 years ago
-You wear polo shirts and pants from abercrombie

-You get upset if you get a B-
-One of your parents makes over $150,000 a year
-You have an xbox, a medium sized dog, and a TV over 40"
-You have a BMW, or any car over $30,000
-You're scared of minorities

Guy from Connecticut: "Connecticut iznt what you say its not rich or preppy were just normal!!!!"

Guy not from Connecticut: "Connecticut is totally rich preppy and away from the real world . . The useless part between Massachusetts and New York. YEWSELESS!!!!!!"

by The Guy That Just Stands There October 21, 2010

eye contact blow job

What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.

Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves

Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis

by Ash (who doesn't really like Brady at the moment) November 17, 2006

contact embarrassment

When you are with a person that is doing something embarrassing.

If you are with a friend in the street, and they start dancing out of nowhere, then you will become contact embarrassment.

by chocolate12121212 April 14, 2012

Connecticut Oak Tree

When a person has an umbrella lodged in their rectum and is then fully opened.

Dude, why is Phil in the hospital?
Apparently, he wasn't ready for the Connecticut Oak Tree.

by Akdmeta May 12, 2016

The MZS connection

The three greatest bands in the world- Metallica, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath.

If the MZS connection went on tour together, it would kick so much ass that its ass kickery couldn't be described.

by The Derek-ness May 14, 2004

Unable To Connect

"UtC" is a famous group of XbL bosses. They run your modems and your routers. They are gods at jacking accounts and run 50s all day in MM. Talk shit to them, and you're gonna be offline for a looooong time.

skid #1 Hey we're in MLG on our 50s and we finally found a match!

skid #2 NOOO!!! It's Unable To Connect, invite me to a party when you get back online.

by iTz AnoNyMouS iN HD March 10, 2011

Confectionate

To get down and dirty with someone in the corniest way ever. Only to be used by the profesionalest of people.

"Lets confectionate tonight sugar."

"I say I get all up in your inner cavity and confectionate all night long. MmmmmMhmmMmmmm!"

by The confectionaters November 2, 2007