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jew clown

1.A very successful clown, usually with a big red nose, wearing JEWlery of the fingers and very curly 'puffy' hair, that stands in a jew fro a jewish clown's main act is to beg for money, or dress up in a banker suit (jewish clowns are often playing the role of many stereotypical jewish jobs). Jewish Clowns, play their acts well, and recieve much money, usually if they pay is just a wince under what they usually make, or their food isn't just right they will monotonously complain.

2. One big douche bag, usually considered an insult if called a Jew Clown
John your a fucking jew clown, no one likes you.
Wow John, real mature you probably lick jew clown nipples
Bozo is a famous jew clown
"Wow Mordecai! Your going to be one big Jew Clown!" Said Joxepa bergbergstein
by aofwbegwao March 19, 2008
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Slapping The Clown

Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...
by Fast ED March 19, 2012
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douche clown

A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.
I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.

That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.
by SDkid May 15, 2008
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clown porned

When someone's or a group of person's actions, skills, arguement, logic, idea, or perfomance becomes entirely shot down, owned, pwnd, ruin, annihilated, whomped, stomped, crushed, debilitated, obliterated, or any other way proven wrong, futile, or insignificant by another person, group of persons, or most hilariously, AI.
While played Street Fighter 3, Jesse busted out Chun Li's rapid kick super art, which Ben sat back and red parried the entire thing and proceeded to chain into a fierce uppercut chained into a Shoryu Reppa with Ken winning the tournament. Shortly thereafter, Tom came to Jesse's face to rub in it, "Man, Ben just clown porned the shit outta your Chun Li move!"
by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008
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Rodeo Clowning

Verb: In the situation where a dude and his wingman are hitting on two women, one attractive and one totally butterface, it is considered rodeo clowning to distract the butterface while the friend gets at the hot chick. Similar to jumping on a grenade, or taking one for the team.
Dude1: "Bro, I would've never hooked up with that totally hot chick last night if you hadn't been rodeo clowning her man-cow of a friend for me"

Dude2: "Don't mention it. You would have done the same for me."
by transhaus November 13, 2011
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The Dirty Clown

a synonym for McDonald's Restaurants.
Named in honor of their famous mascot, Ronald McDonald, who in fact is, a dirty clown.
We all wanted to go to KOD for the 2 fer 1 but Mental insisted that we hit up The Dirty Clown for the Filet O Fish deal, so we went there instead and drove some food into us.
by John H. Ringo January 2, 2009
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Afraid of clowns

When you are on a date with someone you want to fuck, the first line you say is" i'm afraid of clowns, and i want to stick my dick in every orifice of your body". If she get's up and leaves, you know where you stand, if she remains, she's game. abbreviated to i'm afraid of clowns.
Yah i got laid last night, I used the i'm afraid of clowns line and it worked.
by Cerlz January 28, 2013
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