church lady kool-aid

Origin: Lutheran

CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus

You don't need alcohol or drugs, you will be flying high enough on church lady kool-aid.

by kisserT September 4, 2022

The Syriac Orthodox Church.

The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.

I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.

by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022

Church of Fortnite

A group of stupid people on YouTube that likes to do dumb bullshit and are also obsessed with Fortnite

"Yes I'm a part of Church of Fortnite, how can you tell" 🤓

by Justoons November 22, 2022

church militant

A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph

A devout Christian is a church militant

by sweet96629 October 17, 2022

jonathan from church

jonathan from church is a blowing up meme on tiktok

i dont think your listening chantelle i loved you but you cheated with jonathan from church

by anonymous January 3, 2022

Cherry Hills Community Church

the place where SyncRapper1016 lives.

LupinIIIFan: Where the fuck does SyncRapper live???
Guestwith9: He lives in Cherry Hills Community Church, which is in Highlands ranch Colorado, USA

by Boo Radley Game May 20, 2022

the church of 999

the church of scp-999 (slimey boy). the church of peanut's greatest enemy (join the church of peanut now), is a group of scp-999 worshippers. 999 worshippers are known as "idiots". The church of 999 is at constant war with the church of peanut. (join the church of peanut now) While 999 worshippers are braindead and idiotic, they are equipped with heavy weaponry. this heavy weaponry ranges from M9 berettas to Stoner 96 LMGs. the church of 999's leader is unknown to this day, but it is said that the leader of the church of 999 holds one of, if not the most powerful weapon in existence... the Micro H.I.D., ripped straight out of SCP:SL!!!!!!!!!!

joe: yo wanna be friends
mama: sure bro
joe: do you go to church?
mama: yes, i go to the church of 999
joe: nvm bro, we are no longer friends

by beanut lover May 28, 2022