California clam slap

Credit goes to the California Clam Slap Connoisseur himself: Mr. B. Fluke of Escondido, California.

When your bumping uglies with a broad doggie style right before filling her pie with your cream you quickly take out your mushroom tipped yogurt slinger and cum in your hand discreetly, but they key here is not letting her know you Busted your load in you're hand, you just play it off and keep going and then a few seconds later you slap her in that makeup caked face with the hand full of semen (she's probably going to start fucking losing it so make sure you're holding on tight) then keep on smashing that ass cause it will then turn into a rodeo until she bucks so hard you fall off. Then run cause she'll be ready to chop off your beloved tallywacker.

I was so hammered last night I pulled a California Clam Slap on that wicked ugly prostitue from behind the sevy.

by IllBeeSweeterThanHoney July 21, 2016

Gas Prices in California

$6 a gallon

Person 1: What are the gas prices in California?
Person 2: High
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: IDK

by ihavenohandle10 April 23, 2022

shea does California

A euphoric film with clips of Shea's sexual extraganza throughout California. Citings include "rollin' to da haze" and anal lingus.

Shea does California is the best pornograpahic film since Debbie did Dallas.

by Debbie Dallas April 22, 2007

California Wildfire

When you have sex with a girl, and after you finish you light her on fire.

I was banging this chick last night, and as soon as I was done, I California Wildfire'd her ass

by TheRabbi October 8, 2011

California King Bed

A song of Rihanna referring to long distance relationships.

In this California king bed
We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king

by Vasly June 4, 2011

hotel california relationship

A term describing when a long term couple breaks up, but can't stop getting back together multiple times. Derived from the line in the Eagles song, "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."

My roomate keeps wanting to get back with his ex-girlfriend, but I keep telling him, "Come on dude, check out of the Hotel California once and for all!"

How long have they been going out? It seems like forever! Naw, they're broken up but I think they're gonna start a Hotel California Relationship now.

by Johnny B Camaro October 7, 2005

California Car Pool

- travelling in a group but each having your own car, rolling in a entourage

Watch the greatest movie ever, Swingers (with Vince Vaughn), for a beautiful example of a good ol' fashioned California Car Pool. The 5 of them roll to parites in a big line of cars. Watch this movie it bomb

by K.e. v . i.n January 21, 2008