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california

Land of Botox, Broken Dreams, Corruption, waste spending, yuppies, punkers, retarded liberals, protesters, hobos, and above all
POLITICALLY CORRECT JACKASSES!

In other words, a shitty hellhole.

EAST COASTERS, STAY THERE.
"Man, I fucking hate living in California. I wanna move to florida, or virginia, or texas...fuck how about nevada? Anywhere but here. *stabs self*"
by Snak3 October 3, 2004
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california

a state that will break apart & sink in the ocean not too long from now.
hey did you hear about california? it sunk!

hahaa. good thing i live in michigan. bitchesss.
by beautyyyy9 July 28, 2009
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california

A State thats pretty much like every other state, yet for some reason people pick on it more than any other state in the union. Talk about a jealous bunch
California fucking rocks. But so does every other state. Now shut the fuck up and go to work.
by Cow July 5, 2003
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California

Best state to live in, if not the best place ever. Here are 15 Reasons Why California Kicks Ass.





1. The weather is perfect.
2. There's always something to do.
3. There aren't any freakin small town hicks to bother you.
4. When you go outside, you can breathe, without inhaling tree sap.
5. The ocean is magical in its beauty, and its warm.
6. Hollywood. (must I say more?)
7. Disneyland to entertain little kids.
8. The only state besides Hawaii where if you say "I live in (insert state here)" people actually think its cool.
9. We don't have any freakin volcanoes to be scared of.
10. No life threatening shit in mosquitos.
11. You can get a tan on the beach, and ski on the same day.
12. It has the coolest cities in America. Admit it, Los Angeles pretty much kicks any other city's ass.
13. We can say "cali" and sound cool. You can't nickname any other state and pull it off.
14. Everything is pretty close together. So you don't have to travel for like 4 hours to get to a grocery store.
15. California is the Most Pimpin' State in America. Period.
Me: I live in LA!!
Person: Aww, I live in Kansas.
Me: Jeez, I'm sorry.
Person: Your sooo lucky. California is the pimpinest state ever.
Me: Well DUH!!!!
by <3Cali October 1, 2008
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California Snowball

A practical joke or stunt that includes a man ejaculating into his hand before throwing the sperm deposited onto someone else. The sperm can be mixed with a clump of dirt to better resemble a ball. This stunt can be famously seen performed by Stuart Rudin in the film 'Silence of the Lambs'.
He left campus a couple of days ago- apparently, the guys kept getting him with California Snowballs while he was sleeping.
by dave creedance April 16, 2009
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Californification

Danny has gone through Californification because he is from Austraila.
by Light Rex January 13, 2009
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California King Bed

Its a song by Rhianna, It seems like the old Rhianna is coming back to certain people. Isn't as poppy on how recently she has been its more of a slow love dovey song.
One person: OMG! Have you heard that new song California King Bed?!
Two person: Yesss it reminds me of back in the days when I would listen to Unfaithful by Rhiannna.
by Jitterrrrss June 5, 2011
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