Timmy Con Carne

Alternative proper noun, created solely for:

Timothée Hal Chalamet (youngest ever Oscar nominee, Best Actor, and all round beautiful person).

So delicious a specimen is he, you'd think he'd made a pact with the devil, dang it.

"Timmy Con Carne? (sighs in exasperation), what I wouldn't give for just one taste"

Timmy Con Carne? Hubba hubba! Gading! Gading! Gading! Whoop! Woop!
Chalamet! Chalamet! Chalamet!

Timmy Con Carne? Yummy a.f. mate! I'll have 10 portions.

by @natty_bom_batty November 15, 2021

Spineless candy cane

Some tall cunt that ditches the boys on a nature walks just to pipe his hoe

dammit that spineless candy cane ditched us again.

by StubbyBandit January 26, 2022

Chilli con carne

Definitely not a smoking brisket served up with a dose of chilli sauce, smoke and mirrors.

Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.

by Chilli Kingmaker August 14, 2022

Get your son canes day!

On August 28th it is Get Your Son Canes Day!!

"hey dad,did u know today u have to get me canes since it is Get your son canes day!"

by CHAPALALA August 26, 2022

Chili non Carne

A vegan-friendly chili. Made with meat-free mince. Just as tasty as the meaty version!

I made chili non carne for my gf last night. And she was hot for me later!

by Dansdad July 19, 2022

Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.

“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”

by Cowboy Crowbar November 23, 2022

Mississippi Candy Cane

Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.

My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.

by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023