The act of shoving a hand full of sand into a females vagina and having rough intercourse thus when finished said female is left to walk sideways with legs wide apart imitating the movement of a crab
Mate, I was down the beach on the weekend with my girl so i gave her the morton bay sand crab, its been 3 days and the bitch is still walking around like zoidberg.
by Terry Tough May 16, 2010
Get the Morton Bay Sand Crabmug. by Phoofs June 23, 2018
Get the All you can eat crabmug. The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.
by Lickalottapuss88 February 2, 2022
Get the Rusty Krusty crab reach aroundmug. The Japanese fire-bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a Japanese girl with a large crab-filled bush.
Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.
Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.
Chuck Norris used his laser eyes on Suka Dik’s pubic hair and proceeded to karate chop the burnt hair off onto the freshly toasted sandwich. Suka Dik munched up that Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich like she was Ghandi.
by JBB3 December 5, 2009
Get the Japanese Fire-bush Crab Sandwichmug. December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.
Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!
Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!
Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!
by Levi the G December 10, 2019
Get the National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Daymug. by Jerzley July 30, 2006
Get the 7 1/2 Inch Crab Malletmug. by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
Get the Swedish Crab Wankmug.