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Hercules Condoms

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.
by Herculinks® Corporation December 25, 2004
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chilling condo

Chilling Condo series are from November of 2006 to March 2007. A lot of shit has been done and most of them are awesome.

Chilling Condo are all about BEER, SMOKE, VIDEO GAME. Usually it starts friday night until Monday morning, we chill, we get drunk, we smoke, we run on kush, we get high, we are the super team.

Chilling Condo is awesome till girls start to come, THEY WILL CHILL there forever, they will not GTFO of the condo !!!!
Are you down to chill? Chilling Condo
by Kev CheungSTER December 20, 2007
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Condiment Salad

When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.
Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.
by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019
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California Condor Nest

An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.
by 84579876874 June 29, 2011
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condomaximum

the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.
Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.
by litbrit June 14, 2010
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Condoleezus

A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.
Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.
by PMax February 11, 2008
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comdomsation

The sensation you get while wearing a condom
Jeff went to the store to buy ribed comdoms for Sallys pleasure and while fornicating Jeff ask Sally if she was injoying the comdomsation.

Jeff didn’t like the comdomsation he was experiencing and threw the condom on the floor and knocked that Sally hoe bitch up.
by Sagging plastic February 18, 2008
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